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‘It tasted funny’: Washington man reports Minute Maid lemonade to Burger King worker. Then she gaslights him

A family in Elma, Washington, claims that a Burger King employee “p-ssed” in their Minute Maid lemonade. Outraged, they tried ...
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I’m a newspaper reporter, and I regret to report ‘The Paper’ is actually pretty funny

Oh no. My coworker Ryan is going to be so mad. I was about 11 minutes into the new semi-spin-off of “The Office” called “The Paper” when I sent him a message: “I’m laughing.” He responded with a gif ...